Saturday, January 22, 2005
10:39 PM
I am befuddled. So please let me express myself.
Some things are just too impenetrable by the mind. No matter how much time you spend trying to figure them out, they just continue to perplex your once uncomplicated life.
***You cannot squeeze milk from the dried udders of cow no matter how much time you spend doing it.***
Now, my self-imposed rule? Don't fall when there's no reason at all. You just might be making a fool out of yourself.
AND BTW, YOU-- Have you stepped down the ladder of evolution and developed only a brainstem? Haven't you factored in an idea that your soft whispers are actually deafening noises that lacerate my heart? RAR.
Graduation is nearing. For that and more, let's celebrate. FREEDOM AT LAST.
"Ooops... Just kidding aside..." - Ms. B
Ma-guilty ang dapat ma-guilty
- "We can never can tell"
- "Anong edge mo?" ans: "ah, edge? 17."
- "Before I forgot"
- "I'm happy to inform you that we will have no water tonight"
- "The more the manier!"
- "My left hands" - Tracy torres
- "Paglaki ko gusto ko maging management." - starlet, pangarap nya
daw
- "My one hotels" - Jc Castro
- "The movie is director by..." - Melanie Marquez
- "You're barking at the wrong dog"
- "The sky's the langit"
- "Birds of the same feather, are of the same species"
- "The family that prays together, has only one rosary"
- "It's the count that thoughts"
- "It's a base-to-base casis"
- student: "Ms, i have a new blue swimsuit."
teacher: "Talaga?? what color?"
- teacher (raging): "Pray the angelus!"
students: "Angel of God..."
- "Shux! cno nga ba un? Na-mental blockout na naman ako.."
- girl1: "Sarap.. san mo binili?"
girl2: "Ang kulet! sa french bakery nga.."
- maid: "Atee, nagbrown out ung tubig... (HUH??!)
SELF-DECEPTION
