Monday, March 28, 2005
6:29 PM
mga panibagong katatawanan
-"it's not yet the end, it's only the beginning. Kung baga, hindi pa huli ang lahat."--jolo revilla
-"Bittir lucks nikst tym!"--manny pacquiao
-'I'm single. What's yours?"--empoy
-"Starting from now on"--didi
-"Ayesa Inovival..." (when it was supposed to be ayesa idquival)-- host, kathy's debut
-"please come here forward to the center for your daugtHHer."-- host, kathy's debut
- tara na, balik na tayo sa centropad (centropelle kc eh)-- mommy
conversations (movies):
Sharon: "lolo, na miss ko na po kayo! Ako po ba namiss nyo?"
Lolo: "ay oo naman! Miss na miss!....Sino ka nga uli?"
**Nyiiii!!
-MADRASTRA
Vilma: "...sana, habang nakahiga ka sa malambot mong kutchon, mahimbing na natutulog, naisip mo na..blah blah blah..."
**mahirap yun ah. Pinag-iisip mo habang natutulog? Hmm...
Nyiiii!!!
-ANAK
haha.. :) masarap tumawa. nyii!
"Ooops... Just kidding aside..." - Ms. B
Ma-guilty ang dapat ma-guilty
- "We can never can tell"
- "Anong edge mo?" ans: "ah, edge? 17."
- "Before I forgot"
- "I'm happy to inform you that we will have no water tonight"
- "The more the manier!"
- "My left hands" - Tracy torres
- "Paglaki ko gusto ko maging management." - starlet, pangarap nya
daw
- "My one hotels" - Jc Castro
- "The movie is director by..." - Melanie Marquez
- "You're barking at the wrong dog"
- "The sky's the langit"
- "Birds of the same feather, are of the same species"
- "The family that prays together, has only one rosary"
- "It's the count that thoughts"
- "It's a base-to-base casis"
- student: "Ms, i have a new blue swimsuit."
teacher: "Talaga?? what color?"
- teacher (raging): "Pray the angelus!"
students: "Angel of God..."
- "Shux! cno nga ba un? Na-mental blockout na naman ako.."
- girl1: "Sarap.. san mo binili?"
girl2: "Ang kulet! sa french bakery nga.."
- maid: "Atee, nagbrown out ung tubig... (HUH??!)
SELF-DECEPTION
