Saturday, April 09, 2005
1:22 PM
senior citizens
meron isang couple.
pareho silang matanda na.
siguro mga hundred years old na.
pero c lola, papansin parin kay lolo.
kaya one day, sabi niya, ise-seduce nya c lolo.
first night: nagsuot sya ng pink na nightgown na see-through
lolo, deadma
second night: nagsuot sya ng t-back (saklap)
lolo, deadma parin
third night:
lola: hindi na ko papayag, dapat mapansin nya na ko ngayon.
kaya ginawa nya, naghubad sya.
lolo: o, bat ganyan suot mo? gusot-gusot!
hahaha.
"Ooops... Just kidding aside..." - Ms. B
Ma-guilty ang dapat ma-guilty
- "We can never can tell"
- "Anong edge mo?" ans: "ah, edge? 17."
- "Before I forgot"
- "I'm happy to inform you that we will have no water tonight"
- "The more the manier!"
- "My left hands" - Tracy torres
- "Paglaki ko gusto ko maging management." - starlet, pangarap nya
daw
- "My one hotels" - Jc Castro
- "The movie is director by..." - Melanie Marquez
- "You're barking at the wrong dog"
- "The sky's the langit"
- "Birds of the same feather, are of the same species"
- "The family that prays together, has only one rosary"
- "It's the count that thoughts"
- "It's a base-to-base casis"
- student: "Ms, i have a new blue swimsuit."
teacher: "Talaga?? what color?"
- teacher (raging): "Pray the angelus!"
students: "Angel of God..."
- "Shux! cno nga ba un? Na-mental blockout na naman ako.."
- girl1: "Sarap.. san mo binili?"
girl2: "Ang kulet! sa french bakery nga.."
- maid: "Atee, nagbrown out ung tubig... (HUH??!)
SELF-DECEPTION
