Friday, April 08, 2005
5:19 AM
you name it!
(nyee! baduy)
1). YOUR PORN STAR NAME - (NAME OF FIRSTPET + STREET YOU LIVE ON):.
:: ashley flaviana
2). YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME -(GRANDMOTHER'S/ GRANDFATHER"S FIRST NAME + FAVORITESNACK FOOD):.
:: Florentina jamaican patties
3). YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME - (FIRSTWORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT + FAVORITERESTAURANT)::
:. sony mcdonald (okay. so it's a fast food. but like i care)
5). YOUR SOCIALITE NAME - (SILLIESTCHILDHOOD NICKNAME + FIRST TOWNWHERE YOU PARTIED)::
:. Bange Eastwood (that is so not it. ampanget)
6). YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME - (FIRSTINITIAL + FIRST THREE LETTERS OF YOURLAST NAME)::
:. R. Nab
7). YOUR DETECTIVE NAME - (FAVORITEANIMAL + NAME OF HIGH SCHOOL)::
:. elephant St Paul
8). YOUR BARFLY NAME - (LAST SNACK FOODYOU ATE + YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLICDRINK)::
:. pretz vodka ice
9). YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME - (MIDDLENAME + STREET WHERE YOU FIRST LIVED)::
:. amago capt. ato (huwatsdatt?)
10). YOUR ROCK STAR NAME - (FAVORITECANDY + FAVORITE MUSICIAN'S LAST NAME)::
:. mentos morissette
11). YOUR "POPULAR" NAME - (FAVORITECELEBRITY'S FIRST NAME + BEST FRIEND'SCITY NAME)::
:. ashton pasig (anu ba!)
12). YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME - (NAME OF[OPPOSITE SEX] FRIEND + CELL PHONECOMPANY YOU USE)::
:. Sherwin smart (okay. he's gay, but he really is smart. :D)
"Ooops... Just kidding aside..." - Ms. B
Ma-guilty ang dapat ma-guilty
- "We can never can tell"
- "Anong edge mo?" ans: "ah, edge? 17."
- "Before I forgot"
- "I'm happy to inform you that we will have no water tonight"
- "The more the manier!"
- "My left hands" - Tracy torres
- "Paglaki ko gusto ko maging management." - starlet, pangarap nya
daw
- "My one hotels" - Jc Castro
- "The movie is director by..." - Melanie Marquez
- "You're barking at the wrong dog"
- "The sky's the langit"
- "Birds of the same feather, are of the same species"
- "The family that prays together, has only one rosary"
- "It's the count that thoughts"
- "It's a base-to-base casis"
- student: "Ms, i have a new blue swimsuit."
teacher: "Talaga?? what color?"
- teacher (raging): "Pray the angelus!"
students: "Angel of God..."
- "Shux! cno nga ba un? Na-mental blockout na naman ako.."
- girl1: "Sarap.. san mo binili?"
girl2: "Ang kulet! sa french bakery nga.."
- maid: "Atee, nagbrown out ung tubig... (HUH??!)
SELF-DECEPTION
